I am Ellie (or Eleanor) Martin. I am a dark-haired, dark-eyed, skinny runt. I was born in November 1977, but nobody ever believes me. I’m starting to get a few greys though, so maybe they will eventually?
I live in the south of the UK, between Oxford and Reading, with my lovely wife Clarkie. No pets, no children! Just us.
I have more degrees than any normal person should really bother with, and am employed as a web developer, which technically requires no degree at all. I have way too many hobbies, but Clarkie says the thing I’m actually best at is making a mess!